A 6 Word Short Story Poem Experiment: The Party

So this started with the idea that each line of a poem be a different 6 word short story. It may be more interesting as a concept than as a poem although the disjointed nature caused by the lack of transitions between the stories gives an interesting impression of the character (IMHO).

Another average day at home cleaning
Invitations: the bane of my existence
I’d rather talk to people online
My best friend is my dog
Mom, I do have real friends
Fine. I’ll go to the party.
There are too many people here!
Yes, of course I’m having fun!
Please, may I go home now?